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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2009|04:24 pm]


My roomate's boyfriend refused to sleep with her the other day because her legs weren't shaved. Are you kidding me?! What guy is this stupid?

She's been complaining about it for days. I will now feel better about the fights between me and my own boyfriend. :)
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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2009|03:46 pm]
First snowfall of the year. Ugh.

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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2009|02:09 pm]


TBOX Chicago!! I'm so freaking excited!!

*jumps up and down*

www.festaparties.com
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2009|03:45 pm]

I'm
TOO SMART
for this
JOB.


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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2009|03:40 pm]
Post Secret video.
http://vimeo.com/channels/postsecret

In the words of Kyle, "She writes him love poems and he ran over her cat!!"

teehee. I do love post secret.
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2009|05:58 pm]
Really long emails fix things. Yay!


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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2009|05:19 pm]
True story.

Today at work I overhead two women talking. One asks, "How do you make purple? Is it blue and pink?" The other woman thinks for a minute and says, "Yes! It is blue and pink!"




Ahhhhhh!!!!! I work with morons.
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2009|04:55 pm]

Her: You have a girl-friend.

Him: You have a boy-friend.


Her: Can we still be in love?

. . . . . . .
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2009|03:53 pm]


New Moon was fantastic, as expected!
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2009|02:10 pm]
I could strangle somebody today.


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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2009|12:45 pm]

Why can't I always be positive?
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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2009|12:01 pm]
It feels like he's giving up.
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2009|12:04 pm]


I
really
miss
our
old
adventures.
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2009|11:58 am]
Our whole friendship


is role play.


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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2009|09:56 am]

She drinks.

She laughs.



She's happy.
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2009|09:50 pm]




Does he still think about me???
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2009|07:48 pm]

It gets better when we talk.



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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2009|02:54 pm]
Without texting, I'd have no friends.


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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2009|02:52 pm]

I'm trying to find ways to get myself back into writing again. I found the community Six Word Stories and I am going to try and write a few every day. Hope I don't annoy everyone too much by posting them in here, too. Let's hope this gets me back on track. *crosses fingers*

Attempt one..

St. John's Wort is not enough.
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klutz [Oct. 12th, 2009|07:26 pm]
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